Monday Rundown

It's been ages since my last post! I can't be having that.

I mean, I have had that. But I don't want to have had any more than that. If I look back and see that I had had more that than I'd hoped to have, I'll really have had it with the whole thing.

So, to guarantee content for today, here is a timeline for my activities:

22 February 2010


7:35: Dreamed about sentient legs

7:45: Alarm goes off

7:45-7:50: Five minute groan

7:55: Brush teeth

7:58: Brush face

7:59: Brush off



8:03: Get dressed

8:04: Look in mirror

8:05: Get re-dressed

8:08: Weep violently

8:10: Leave building, step into snowy winter wonderland

8:11: Five minute groan

8:20: Graciously say more than one word to Lucy (the second one is 'off')

8:21: Apologise

8:26: Buy eight Braeburn apples from M&S, shunning human staff for the automated machine

8:29-8:59: Trudge through sludge



9:00: Work. Of course. Work.

9:52: Work (I didn't start this blog at that time - I was working)



10:00: Work (still working - not blogging)

10:18: Radioactive helicopter attack! RUN! RUN!

10:20: Apologise

10:21: Work. Definitely.

10:27: Work (important work)



11:00: Tea break

11:02: Back to work - can't take too long at tea break: there's work to be done!

11:49: Mention Tenko in an email



12:16: Look at an apple

12:16: View of apple obscured (blinking)

12:16: Resume apple-lookage

12:25: Lunch (salad bar salad, water cooler water, conversation with Lucy about courgettes, trench foot, being tired etc)

12:58: Back to work (not writing this: WORK)



15:00: Other tea break - various unsavoury topics discussed

15:32: Back to work (obviously I've been working for ages)

15:33: Got bored of doing running timeline

15:34: Apologise


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