Tuesday 14 October 2008

A Hell of a Caucasian

An interesting fact from the BBC website:

Belarus is the only European country that still has the death penalty.

I'm proud of that. It means Europeans are really civilised. Even the French.

This fact actually came via the Daily Mail. I can only imagine the admiration for the Belarusians that the Mail displayed.

If only Broken, Blade, Black Britain could learn from the example of Belarus. If we could kill all our criminals (and brown people) we might be able to return to the glory days of Empire and Family Values and Del-Boy Falling Through The Bar and Oswald Moseley.

#And we will build Miiiiiiiinsk, on England's green and pleasant land!#

(Minsk is the capital of Belarus)

Hmm, interesting. Belarus is possibly etymologically derived from 'White Russia' - making it the favourite country of the Dude (although I think he'd be non-plussed by the whole state-approved murder thing).

Capital punishement is the kind of solution invented by a retarded child. It's like when I used to play Mortal Kombat with a childhood friend. Whenever he was about to be defeated, he'd go and hit the reset button on his Megadrive, and then gloat as though it was some kind of victory.

You can't just refuse to engage with things. You might think it makes you decisive and feared and a realist, but it really just makes you a big twat.