"In the land of the blind, the idiot with the laser-pen has to do something else to get attention. He probably starts kicking people or whatever idk."
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Welcome! Welcome, friend!
Please - let me take your coat and scarf. You must be weary. I've saved you a space by the fire. And to drink? Hot chocolate? Could I tempt you with some brandy? There will be time to discuss business later.
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I've always been interested in people who live in the margins.
No. Sorry.
That's a typo.
I've always been interested in people who live in the margarine.
How to they breathe? What do they wear? What are their dreams, their hopes, their fears?
Someone should make a documentary about them.
Where do they go when their home is spread on toast? I've never seen even one of these people. How are they able to hide to thoroughly?
I've never even heard anyone reference them before. The people who live in the margarine must have connections in the political and media spheres, suppressing any mention of them in public discourse.
They must be flying under the radar.
You would think that there would be a whole range of 'margarine people' merchandise available. There's certainly a market for it. And yet, a cursory search for "T-shirt slogan - Living Large and In Marge" only brings up dozens of pornographic Simpsons cartoons.
We need someone to get under the lid, if you will, and find out what makes these people tick. Perhaps Jon Ronson would like to look into it.
Yes.
Yes.
Ah, the hot chocolate is ready. Also, some cocaine, if you'd like to...
No. How silly of me. Of course not.
Hmm. I'm still holding your scarf and coat. They're surprisingly heavy.
Geez. What have you got in these pockets?
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