*cough*

LOOK BEHIND YOU!

Oh.

No, it's OK. I thought it was a maniac with an axe. But it was just a bookcase.

Close one.

Whilst you're here (while your hear), we might as well have a little chat. I have nothing to say, but I'm going to type words in very specific sentence-lengths that might (for all you know) make up a clue for a scavenger hunt I'm (for all you know) putting together.

It's oblique.

But here's a hint:

SCAVENGER (anagram?)

AVENGE RSC (Royal Shakespeare Company?)

I didn't say theatrical swords. I didn't say it.

Great.

No, come back. This will be fun, I promise!

Phew. Thanks.

...

Actually, on second thoughts: go.