Fantamount

Like a lot of people, I've recently become obsessed with writing jokes about a particular soft drink:

I despise all fizzy orange drinks. But then, I've always been a fantacist.

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A young child was drowned in a fizzy orange drink. It was infantacide.

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For a refreshing Christmas morning, I prefer Fanta Claus.

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Knock knock
Who's there?
The President
The President who?
The President of Coca-Cola, the parent company of the popular soft drink Fanta

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I had a friend who was a carbonated Buddhist. He just kept repeating his fantra, over and over again.

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One day, I hope to sail on an orange ocean. But I suppose it's just a Fanta sea.

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Q: What do you get if you cross Carbonated water, sugar (from beet and/or cane), orange fruit from concentrate (5%), citric acid, vegetable extracts (carrot, pumpkin), preservative (potassium sorbate), natural flavourings, sweeteners (sodium saccharin, aspartame), and acidity regulator (sodium citrate)?

A: Fanta

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Fanta, Sunkist and Tango walk into a pub. The Tango walks up to the bar, and is garroted like Luca Brasi.

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Q: How many cans of Fanta does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Uh... what? Fanta? I don't understand.

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Q: What do you call a man with a can of Fanta on his head?

A: Henry McGunflap (if that's his name)

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are all drinking Fanta. The Englishman finishes his drink and says: "Mmm. Bubbly and refreshing!". The Scotsman finishes his drink and says: "Och! Bubbly and refreshingtartanbagpipes!".

The Irishman can never stop.

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Q: Which animal likes Fanta the most?

A: The Fanteater

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I reckon this is the biggest collection of Fanta jokes ever assembled.

THAT POST WAS ALL ABOUT FANTA.