PLACEHOLDER

Blog Post Preliminary Plan:

Topic: Shivering

Abrupt start
Relate to current news event (Theresa May ref)?
Pompous intro
Analysis:

• Cold
• Fear
• Disgust
• Pirates (timbers)
• bees - punchline: "S. hive ring"

Something about evolution
Undercut argument

Sudden dismount:
Out of nowhere reference to obscure culture (Flossie Teacake?)

[NOTE: do not publish until fully polished]