Two people are having a conversation.
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Person 1: My name is Charles Donnelly Player. So my friends call me 'CD Player'. Get it?
Person 2: Seedy Player?
Person 1: No, C. D. Player. Like a CD Player.
Person 2: Oh. Yeah, I get it.
...(pause)...
Person 2: Or, what about, instead of that, you call yourself C Deep Layer? That's even better.
Person 1: What does that mean?
Person 2: You know: Deep Layer. Like... you have a deep layer. Like underneath the surface, there's a hidden deep layer to you. One of your layers is deep. And the 'C' is your first initial. Get it?
Person 1: Ohhhh, right. Yeah, I get it. I think 'CD Player' is better, though.
Person 2: But why would you want to be named after an obsolete technology? You might as well call yourself 'Windows XP'.
...(pause)...
Person 2: If your middle name was Xavier.
...(pause)...
Person 2: And your first name was Windows.
Person 1: ...
